When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.
Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"
Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"
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A group of girls that, no matter how drunk they are, never ever sleep with anyone!!!
Guy: aww man! I think I should just call it a night
Guy 2: Why?! We just got to this bar
Guy: There's a group of girls over there that have pussies closed tighter than Fort Knox!
Guy 2: F**ck! Just what we needed, a grenade parade!
Guy: Yeah, it might as well be a group of nuns! Let's go home a play XBox
Guy 2: Deal!
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A bunch of niggers running down the street, being chased by cops, cuss they stool some shit
ITS A JAMAL PARADE
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the act of ruining a good time because you need to go to the bathroom.
when a group of friends are a theme park and suzzy says hang on i need to go to bathroom. a group member may retort, way to piss on the parade suzzy, you always take long shits, hurry up!
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Is when someone celebrates like a parade during a small earthquake
haha
person 1: omg obligatory facebook earthquake post
person 2: psh only a 3.1
person 1: way to stomp on my parade, Person 2
Thats earthquake parade
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an emotion that is similar to feeling sad, but worse
my girlfriend left me and now i am feeling mayday parade
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(n) A line of broke-down 15-year-old pickup trucks driving 10-under the speed limit, or slower, in the left lane on a divided interstate highway. Frequently the pickup behind is mere inches from the pickup in front. You may see the driver (typically male) shouting angrily through his toothless lips.
I couldn't pass for 30 miles when I was driving in Kansas, due to the Hillbilly Parade in the left lane.
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