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when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.
Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.
When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.
I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.
when your penis flops while you flip.
duude! have you heard? the guy at the beach did a penile flipflop
smelling your own private area
I gave myself a good penil whiffer before my date yesterday