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An Assault Rifle is a rifle has an option of (Select Fire) and shoots an (intermediate cartridge) like 5.56x45 or 7.62x39. Usually having a magazine capacity of 30 rounds.
BTW AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle 15 often mistaken for Assault Rifle 15 by politicians.
ATF on phone: ATF what your emergency
Liberal Karen: My NaIgHbOrs GoT An AsSaUlt RiFle 15
ATF: does he have a dog
Liberal Karen: what
ATF: just wondering
Masturbation
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost
Teddy Hyde : I’m getting jiggy with a rifle
Boobs that have a point at the end of them, also referred to as "triangle boobs."
Dude, last night, I saw a girl and she totally had a pair of Rifle Nips.
Annoyed you or pissed you off.
When someone looks angry, you would enquire "what's rifled your trifle?".
When something is irritating you, you might exclaim "This is really rifling my trifle".
Similar too, but not the same as trifle rifle
A repeating rifle that was near silent and held up to 22 .46 caliber balls at once made in 1780, that like the Kentucky rifle and Puckle Gun disproves the argument that "The second amendment was only intended for muskets." as it predates the second amendment by 9 years. Also, Thomas Jefferson owned one, it was adopted by the Austrian Army and used until 1815, and one was used in the Lewis and Clark Expedition. Also known as the Windbüchse in German.
guy 1: THE SECOND AMENDMENT WAS ONLY INTENDED FOR MUSKETS
guy 2: wrong, look up the Girardoni Air Rifle
The male love length.
During the intimate moment he pulled out his skin rifle and shot his load all over her.
The spongy tissue that becomes rock solid when filled with blood that resembles a purple mushroom cap on a stick or Darth Vader's helmet that is capable of spraying hot chowder at speeds up to 28mph.
Bro, you should have seen the damage I did with my Chowder Rifle last night. I'm pretty sure Sharon's eyes are still pink.