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Rugby dysmorphia is a mental disorder characterized by the obsessive idea that a rugby player thinks they're twice as broad as they are.
Rugby player: "Wow I really must say, I have quite a strong and broad physique".
Me: "No mate you're actually a pure little weasel. You simply have rugby dysmorphia".
Large long nipples, typically those that protrude through clothing.
Look at those rugby studs you could take your eye out on one of those...
Look at the rugby studs on those baps
A piece of kit some rugby players believe has divine properties and bestows the wearer with special abilities, such as speed, strength and injury invincibility. Combine multiple types of tape over different body parts for best results
“Man this new rugby tape is great it’s got me running so fast!”
Player: “My tackle technique is really poor”
Physio: “I have just the tape you need”
A cover-up for a loud sexual experience.
A way of making a sexual experience seem innocent.
"Jeremy, what was all that commotion last night?"
"Oh I was with my mate Michael, we were just playing Knee Rugby"
A governing body whose constituents are not fairly represented.
The governing body of Rugby Virginia the board was formed behind closed doors and the board was formed in secrete with no say from it's member clubs
A rounded stomach with extra belly fat, but with plenty of muscle underneath. Often formed as a consequence of someone playing rugby. Usually of a man.
Will: ‘Wow Tom, you’ve really gained weight on your belly!’
Tom: ‘It’s just my rugby belly Will, I’ve got lots of muscle underneath!’
Rugby Zone is a YouTube channel that promotes rugby. The videos have been viewed a total of 30,000,000 times.