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STD Grab Bag refers to a person who is so promiscuous that he or she has many STD's (sexually transmitted diseases). Like a grab bag that you would get at a birthday as a child you would pull out many wonderful gifts such as: a pencil, pixie stix, stickers, or a puzzle. But with an STD Grab Bag you can pull out: genital warts, syhpillis, chlamydia, or ghonnorea. Yay!
Maggie is an STD Grab Bag; she has slept with every guy in town.
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A person, generally a female, who has had so much sex that she dispenses STDs. Only after a man has paid in penis. Also see whorebag, slut, and hooker
That girl has had so much sex, she is an STD Vending Machine.
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1.Insult meaning a person with various or numerous sexually transmitted diseases. 2.Person with poor genital hygiene. 3.Person who you would most likely catch an unknown STD if slept with.
1.I'd never fuck you,It'd be like an STD lucky dip.
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Its when you just get so tired of your friend or family memember's whinning or constantant complaining that you wish you were temporarily deaf or wish you could slap the living crap out of the other person so yell out STD (Stop the Drama!!!!!!)
This term was recently seen on a episode of Jersey Shore when Snookie aka Snickers gets arrested for DUI and cries in Italy and Vinny yells out "STD: STOP THE DRAMA!"
Sunny: (crying hysterically) why won't you call me Vladamir, I love you so much, all I'm asking is for you to call me every day.....
Vladamir: holy cow woman STD (STOP THE DRAMA) .....
So Vladamir hangs up......Dial Tone is the next sound that is heard by Sunny!
someone that has so many STD's that they are able to hand them out as freely as a vending machine dispenses tasty snacks
diana has slept with so many guys that now shes just a STD vending machine... i wouldn't touch her unless i wanted a case of the spotted dick
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An Intentional STD Spreader (ISS) spreads STD's on purpose.
They are the scum of the earth, and deserve to get their brains removed.
"I'm Kevin Ballbags an Intentional STD Spreader,
I spread my STD's across the lands,
new partner each time, I always make them pregnant
I will not wear a condom,
My purpose in life is to ruin life and spread."
When you have unprotected sex with a Rice Krispies cereal box. Rice Krispies STD results in a penis going: SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!
Johnny was a bad boy and had unprotected Rice Krispies sex, and had his stump of a empty penis removed. Don't get Rice Krispies STD!
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