Safety School

A girl that you take home not because she is particularly attractive, but because there's a good chance of getting in.

Tim: So I hooked up with Abby last night.
Andrew: I thought you said she was fugly.
Tim: Yeah, safety school moment.

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Safety gear

safety gear
Useless garbage

I don't need to put on safety gear.

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safety scissors

A pair of scissors that has been made so that they are unable to cut anything besides human flesh, and therefore considered "childproofed". This supports the theory that humans are getting stupider (see airport and educational television).

"Safety scissors are comletely useless."

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safety first

safety first:
1) loves to rage
2) tour is life
3) the brothers past mascot
4) slinging bunk yay on lot
5) trying to talk to all the ladies

"safety first brah!!!"

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Safety McSafe

The safest breh in the universe. Also used as an expression of safeness.

as safe as Safety McSafe!

We're going to Reading? Safety McSafe!

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Safety third

Mike Rowe of dirty jobs came up with the concept. TO have personal safety on your mind and not the companies line about safety first.

Hey Mike, safety third remember I ma here to make you money not keep you safe.

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Safety Load

bustin a nut before u fuck so, cus that first one is unpredictable and, u dont wanna cum b 4 her and be know as a johnny cum early. and never get sum

Your Mom: Do you want me to blow you for your safety load or jerk it?
Me: blow me.

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