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One who has all knowledge of the word/terminology schlonge. And uses the word daily, and most likely likes to play with his/her schlonge daily as well.
"Kanye is so the schlonge master, because he likes playing with his schlonge daily inside other girls, and uses the word every day when he is talking to his grandmom."
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The term used to describe feature length adult film productions.
Gunter: Hey Hans, you been getting much porno work?
Hans: Yar Gunter, I've been busy on some Schlong Form productions in Berlin.
Gunter: Nice!
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The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)
Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.
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When you masturbate so many times that your ding dong swells and turns purple, along with you spitting out blood.
Boy 1: I gotta go to the doctor.. I got a bad case of Thanos’ Schlong.
Boy 2: What in the ever living fu-
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When a worm carefully slips into a male's penis and then proceeds to eat their insides out.
Reese: OMG i'm being eaten by a schlong worm.
Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!
Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.
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Using the GPS workout tracking in your Strava app to create huge dick and ball workouts on the map
I could of just gone for a run, but no, I decided to go Strava Schlonging. I may have pulled a muscle.
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When you invite someone to smoke and bang.
Tom: Did you fuck Mindy yet?
Ben: Nah, she's coming over tonight for some Cheech and Schlong.
Brett: Do you like Cheech and Chong?
Kathy: Sometimes, it depends on the day.
Brett: What about some Cheech and Schlong?
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