to destroy something on epically huge level; or to be epically destroyed be something or someone; to be tricked or ripped off
I Row-Sham-Bowed the fuck out of that wall with that bitches head.
I asked her if she wanted to eiffel tower and she Row-Sham-Bowed my face with a monster bitch slap.
I bought a sketchy dolphin on ebay but that bitch Row-Sham-Bowed me and sent me a sketchy turtle.
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A contest played for supreme test of wills in which two men must receive repeated kicks in their nuts.
The contest must be called out before hand whether it is Standard Ro Sham Bo or Professional Ro Sham Bo.
"We were filming a Ro Sham Bo contest yesterday between Jimmy and Blake. I thought for certain Jimmy would win seeing as how he can squat 365 lbs.! Obviously Blake knew too for he called out for Professional Ro Sham Bo. I was nominated kicker!
I kicked Jimmy and Blake 33 times each, I couldn't believe it! I'd say their grandkids will be coming out cross eyed! In the end, Jimmy went down like a sack of bricks.
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The proper complimentary response when someone describes an especially difficult situation that was successfully resolved in a quick and easy manner.
Otis: "Remember that jerk of a neighbor I had?"
Jeeter: "Yeah. What about him?"
Otis: "I turned on the fire hydrant in front of his house, and the water caused a mud slide that took his whole house right down the hill!"
Jeeter: "Well SHAM WOW!!"
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The game of rock paper and scissors but was given this cool name on Castle because they are amazing.
Beckett: "What? No ro sham bo ?
Castle: "Well, you would be at an unfair advantage, I'm pretty goo-"
Beckett: "Ugh, come on Castle, let's go."
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A famous dance move, originating in North Carolina. Those who have mastered it are feared by all, namely because of their top-tier dancing skills, and not because the dance involves squatting to the floor and skinning yourself alive.
"Dude, what move was that?"
"The Carolina Shim-Sham."
"Never talk to me again."
"Please take me to a hospital."
A short cut used when walking or driving.
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Much like rock-paper-scissors but is played with two guys and one girl. On three the two guys whip out their dicks and when the girl asks what is going on. The guys say nothing beats a blow.
Joel: Hey babe, where you going?
Deanna: John and Trav called and asked if i wanted to play Ro Sham Blow with them.
Joel: Cool. Do you know how to play?
Deanna: No. But Trav said he will give me a few pointers.
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