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: going out of your way to impress someone/ falling in love with someone who isn’t in love with you/ doesn’t like you/ doesn’t pay attention to you
Dude 1: “god I’m so in love with Rachel but she doesn’t even know my name.”
Dude 2: “you’re such a simp bro”
noun: INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
A male or female in a one sided non-sexual, platonic relationship. Generally excessive in giving out what's available both emotionally and physically but receives little in return.
noun: simp; plural noun: simps; adjective: simping
Example 1: Did you hear that Drew is simping for that that new girl? Just dropped half his savings to get her a new car.
Example 2: Why is he going so far? They only talk and I know she said they would never have sex.
Someone who enjoys the sport of football.
My friend is a massive fucking simp.
A person who follows someone (typically a female) around all day being their yes man as a desire to get out of the friend zone and into their panties with little to no regard to his true friends (The Boys)
Bradley Anderson from Powell River, BC is the biggest simp on the face of the earth, ghosted the boys for some damaged pussy in hopes to get is foreskin touched.....simp.
Owen Strommer the bear himself
Justin: yo where’s Owen?
Dylan: *sigh* u already know
Justin: FaceTime?
Dylan: Yep typical simp🤦 ♂️
*owen comes back*
Owen: what’s up I’m back
Justin+Dylan: SIMP SHUT UP SIMP IS THAT A SIMP I HEAR???
These people usually go by the name of Harley be on the look out these people are spreading quicker than ever