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Someone with a penis ("chub") hidden up their anus ("to smuggle"). Used to imply a person's sexual orientation in a derogatory way, inferring that they are not masculine.
Look, he runs like a girl. We don't want that chub smuggler on our team!
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When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.
"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)
*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!
"well that's rather queer..."
*front door closes*
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he whom loves his plants a bit rought round the edges...
and filled with yummy liquid!
"cactus smuggling? what are yeh? a prick?!?!"
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A grape smuggler is a guy who likes to hang around with the oppisite sex but in a younger form. Much like a toy boy but vise-versa. (about a two to three year difference to apply) when they are grown up its o.k.
john is a blates grape smuggler he is now going out with a 14 year old and he is 17.
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One who loves to cozy up with the cock male or female. Cock as in bird or male genatalia.
The farmer snuggled in bed at night with his favorite cock.
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A person, male or female, who enjoys provide oral favors to men. Also, a gay male.
Dude, Richard Simmons is a bone smuggler. He spends 30% of his day on his knees!
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