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When a guy lets a girl blow air throuh his penis
man my dick still hurts from when jessica gave me a spanish kazoo
American Spanish is used by Latinos/Latinas, Hispanics, and Mexicans who were born in the United States of America. It is commonly used among Californian's. The style was created by Robert R. Melendez and the Spanish translation for American Spanish is Español Americano. The style is simply American sayings on Google translate.
Dude: Hey bro, I'm going to see my family this weekend and they usually make fun of me for my Spanish.
Bro: Dude, just use American Spanish.
Dude: How do you use American Spanish?
Bro: Just use American sayings and translate them from English to Spanish on Google. It's that simple.
Dude: Thanks bro, that actually helps out!
The kinkiest shit you will ever be able to do with your girlfriend. This may include intense amounts of BDSM and extremely odd fetishes
Friend: dude what did you do with your girlfriend last night?
Me: I have her the Spanish Banana
Friend: that must've hurt
Me: it did... alot...
When one sexual partner forms a perfect seal around the others anus, sucking the fecal juices out. Then transporting the juices from the anal cavity to the vaginal crease whilst maintaining a constant slurping noise.
I was having a bad day, until my boyfriend gave me a Spanish Vacuum.
A dictionary full of English words, translate into Spanish.
Teacher: OK, kids open your Spanish dictionary’s.
Kids: fuck you
Teacher: oh yeah well fuck you
A Hispanic aging frat boy who often must travel in groups (schools) in order to self justify his own manliness or lack thereof. Priding himself of turning every comment into a sexual connotation, he often refers to himself as a King fish to over compensate for his below average endowments. Generally, goes by the name Armando or Rico.
He's just another Spanish Mackerel.
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The act of sticking your hard cock into a girls ass and using it to pry it open wide, like it was a crowbar
Man i totally hooked her up with a spanish crowbar last night, now when the wind blows i can hear her ass hum.
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