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A wanna be fuck boy that you put in their place real fucking quick.
Gary is a well known squirt worm. He likes to try to get all of the bitches.
When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.
I dumped my boyfriend because he only likes squirt squirrels.
when explosive diarrheal excrement exits the human body in a solid, watery, yellow stream.
Man in the bathroom hollering to his wife: “Hey honey...did that Chinese food give you the monkey squirts?”
When a male cums so forceful it can cover quite a bit of distance.
Guys jerkin off layin in bed and his cum manages to land halfway across the room therefore he jizzum squirted
When a female engages in intercourse while on her period and squirts, thus creating and ejecting a liquid mixture of blood, urine, and prostatic secretions which closely resembles non-viscous hot sauce.
Guy 1: Dude this bitch just hit me with a spicy squirt last night
Guy 2: DUDE WHAT THE FUCKKKK!!!!!!
dwarf squirt may sound like a tasty snacky treat but its only used for the fakest enorts. fenorts MUST be squirted immediatly as we all know and what better way to do so with dwarf juice. however dwarf pubes work just as gud.
"ya know poltry im such an enort. Like father enort who??? im gonna make everyone an enort."
"actually factually zendudi you are infact nOt and enort and will always and forever be a fenort you ugly ass shit head with a splash of diarrhea. you pussy ass hoe . fake bitch go back to your hole. ENORTS UNITE... GET THE DWARF SQUIRT."