taco-cruncher

A contemptuous term for anyone Hispanic or half Hispanic.

You don't belong here taco-cruncher

Queef taco

A queef taco is when you queef after you shove a spicy chipotle taco up your ho ha/pic donkey donkey/ mystic cave and a piece of lettuce gets stuck and the air gods try to save you and push the wind of posiden out your vagina

Oh man my vagina hurted after I queef tacoed

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Taco Bite

Slang term for a Mexican kid.

"Man that lady has 20 taco bites - time to use a condom."

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taco plop

The "taco plop" is the female version of the male "tea bag".

After Tom was rendered unconscious from night of making-out with a bottle of Vodka, Amanda wasted no time dropping her "manda pants" and taco plopped Tom right between the eyes.

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Taco Bell

Also known as Toxic Smell. Serves a variety of fake Mexican food in which you must order at least twelve dollars worth to fill you up. Afterwards finding your self looking for the nearest shitter.

The other day I went to Toxic Smell, lost 20 bucks and a pair of underwear.

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Taco Blocked

When your most sober buddy refuses to take the group to Taco Bell at 2:00am after a night of hard drinking.

Man, I'm too drunk to drive anywhere, and John's car is in the driveway. Why won't he drive us to Taco Bell?

Yeah, we got Taco Blocked.

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Taco toast

When two women (generally lesbians) rub their vaginas together to achieve sexual climax. Formerly referred to as "scissoring". (Taco toasting when used as a verb)

Hey gurl, after we climax using vibrators let's taco toast to celebrate!

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