Tap Quality

Term used to describe something so good it could/should be poured from a tap.

This can of Lion Brown is Tap Quality!

tap list

A figurative list of guys/girls you want to have sexual relations with. See tap.

Jake Gyllehaal is on my tap list.

Dat bitch Rihanna is on my tap list.

tap that ass

an expression used to indicate the desire to have sexual intercourse with a member of the human race.

"Yo Bill, look at Jenny... I'd like to tap that ass!"

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triple tap

The action performed by a man befor ehe leaves his place of residence. One tap to verify his keys are in his pocket, the second to check for cell phone, and the third to ensure his wallet is in his back pocket. With these three essential items, a man is ready to overcome any situation.

John: Hey man let's go
Mike: One sec gotta triple tap, *tap* keys, *tap* phone, *tap* and wallet, aight let's go.

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taps aff

Glaswegian (Scottish). Literally "tops off." Originally an expression for hot weather, hot enough to take one's shirt off. A phenomenon rarely seen in Glasgow. Now an expression describing good times being had. Often issued as an instruction.

The lesser-used opposite would be "taps oan."

Ah'm pure sweatin' buckets, man. Taps aff!

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i'd tap that

A term used to express approval, especially to the point of expressing a person's sex appeal; often used sarcastically

Person 1: Did you see that chick?
Person 2: I'd tap that!

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Beaver Tap

When an angry female with larger than average flaps, slaps someone across the face with her extra large beef curtains.

Bitch, back off or I’ll Beaver Tap you!