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v. to perform a totally cool and violent action, observable by peers
v. to judiciously kick a man, woman, child, or animal's ass
v. to maintain street credibility;
adj. for street cred
Did you see the way Stewart Chuck Norrised that fucking guy's neck? That's awesome.
Phil Chuck Norrised that cat because it gave him a look and walked across the hall.
Did you see the way Travis slapped that bitch? That's Chuck Norris.
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A group of kids on Youtube that make Videos.
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They have almost reached 6m Subscibers even though they don't ask you to subscribe<3
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Their fandom is called #LEGENDS, and the norris nuts adore them like family! They have a signature move called "catch me knuckles" which they do at the end of a video or when meeting a legend!
Random: Are you a #LEGEND ?
Me: yes why?
Random: i love the norris nuts! Catch me knuckles <3
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he will rape you if you lay a finger on him so screw off
look its chuck norris, lets get his autograph but make sure he doesnt kick your ass.
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a.k.a. God; The master of everything.
When Chuck Norris gives blood he refuses a syringe and asks for a gun and a bucket.
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
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NOT GOD
NOT AWSOME
CANT STUNT FIGHT
No one is god except god your all going to hell for saying chuck norris is god. Not only that he can't even throw his punches you can tell there fake. If you like chuck norris your a redneck sonofabitch.
I am chuck norris and im not god.
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A Kick ass guy whose name is now used in everything.
Chuck Norris is sweet but F*** anyone who uses him name to much. If u use him name once more he will spit on you and his spit will burn you in half.
guy 1:sup
guy 2: nothen
Random guy in chat room: CHUCK NORRIS
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the biggest playa in the world and the biggest tragic hero of our age
When chuck norris wanted to have relations with Carmen Electra, all he had to say was "You ready for the Norris inside you?". She couldn't jump on him fast enough. Sadly, when he came, his semen roundhouse-kicked its way through her body, destroying it from the inside.
Chuck's tears then caused the hurricane in Lousiana
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