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A nickname for your friend who is ONE CRAZY BITCH. They are the most psychotic person you know, and will send you furry porn anytime, any day. They are an excellent friend, and past their insane nature they can be very deep and down to earth. They are willing to talk (the rare times they are awake), and have no problem ghosting you for days. They are a stone cold stoner, and are the perfect person to vibe with. They love to flirt, and are super hot all the time. They are amazing friends, and will be there for you always.
“Hey Mystical Peacock, you are looking soooo sexy today.”
“Get in your cage kitten, and open up that bussy.”
“Alright daddy, let me get my collar on…”
the spaniard horse peacock or SPC for short is the alpha bird in the world even with there Existence dropping rapidly. The SPC has a wingspan of 60 average white male cocks. And has a ass so thicc u could slice off every piece of fat off on every living organism on this planet off and still the sheer girth would still out weigh and out size the five footed friend. That’s not mentioning his penis size though that’s to long to get into.
Hey is was walking down the street and got wiped by this long girthy thing, I think it was the spaniard horse peacock.
When you stick a bunch of glow sticks between your boobs and splay them out like a peacock
She looks hot with that backwards peacock.
Peacocking, also possibly referred to as Blooming, is an act in which the peacocker, who is currently experiencing explosive bowel movements, positions themselves in close proximity to a wall or other large vertical surface, bends over forward, and proceeds to shit upwards all over the wall.
This process results in an outward spatter of fecal matter on the wall. The peacocker then raises only their head, remaining in the bent over position.
The entire scene then resembles a peacock, (or a flower in bloom, for Blooming) thus completing the act of Peacocking.
"What are you up to tonight, Ron?"
"I had some dank curry last night so I'm gonna go home and do some Peacocking."
"What the fuck, Ron."
Peacocking:
Peacocking is when a woman or man is screaming for attention boasting how tough and crazy they are. To appear tougher then they really are. Its usually over the top and loud.
Nikki is peacocking about how she's a crazy b+@$- and she's on a rant to check my neck before she comes over and checks it with her baby on her hip.
It's when a man gets dressed up in outrageously awesome outfits, and go out and confidently wear that shit so everyone can and will see and notice him. It's a way to attract the opposite sex
Girl- "do you see what he's wearing"
Guy- " the way he peacocking its hard not to notice" he is saucey tho.
verb. The practice of men dressing up outrageously flamboyantly, and strutting up and down, in order to win the game of my-tail's-more-fabulouser-than-yours with their mates. See mermen (stange folks of the male variety who go to great lengths to fashion themselves a tail, and pretend they are half man half fish. Mad enough for you?)
I was out peacocking the other day, when suddenly, along came a spider and sat ddown beside me, and proceeded to tetry to knaw my brain out with its incessant yabbering. Btw I am bonkers.