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Weed-typically smoked on your front porch, cause you don't give a fuck who sees.
I had a rough day at work. I need some porch grass and a beer.
Sweaty, hillbilly areolae, glistening in the sun on Meemaw’s front porch.
Boy, get on in here and put a shirt on, lest you put your porch nipples on display for the whole world to see.
Enjoying a frosty Hurricane malt beverage on the front porch of a dilapidated house or building while sitting preferably on a couch and watching traffic drive by.
"Dude," he said with a grin, "The weather is pretty sweet today, lets have a porch-cane."
The frequently expansive, region of the body that includes the Einstein-Rosen bridge connecting the rectum to the outside of the body as well as the hyperbolic saddle surface directly adjacent to the ER bridge, that together require at least half a roll of single ply toilet paper to clean after even the smallest amount of feces has traversed the region.
Dad: How’s it going in there? You fall in?
Son: Sorry dad, I wanted to make sure I cleaned the ass-porch but now I have shit all over everything. I got some on my balls, on my fingers, a few globs on the floor and even some on the mirror. I probably need a power washer to get it all squared up.
Dad: Got it! You probably both wiped back and front too much and broke off a piece that was still McConnelling in the ERB.
(n.) A large melon that is consumed during gatherings in summer months generally in a communal manner on a porch or stoop; Watermelon
Hey Jamal, we gotta head to auntie's because she's cuttin up some of that porch ham for us to munch on!
Gurl, your new haircut looks great. I am in love with that top porch!
Moonshine (or any alcohol) drunk out of a mug on the porch in the morning.
It’s before noon but I don’t want the neighbors to think I’m an alcoholic so I’ve got my porch coffee.