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A lesbian.
They are wanted by men but mainly unattainable.
"Jen is so hot...too bad she's a unicorn."
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The assumption that good women are hard to find, like unicorns
-Hows things working out with you a Courtney bro?
-Not too good, thought I had a unicorn but turns our shes just another skeezer
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Sarah : i just want to be with a unicorn
Becca: oh you want a white male boomer
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A woman that sleeps with couples. Common term used among those practicing poloyamery.
My husband and I are looking for a unicorn to play with.
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The third person in a threesome
“I got a lot of unicorn invites at Chad’s party”
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When a guy has an erection, he places his two balls on the girl's eyelids, which makes her have his dick as a unicorn on her forehead.
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A man with his dick chopped off and stapled/sewn/taped/glued to his forehead.
If I ever see him whip it out and wave it around again, I'm gonna chop that thing off and make him into a unicorn.
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