I can tell you are doing it

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong.

This is a humorous way to point out bad problem solving methods.

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong!

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Do you agree?

A gothic science teacher who says do you agree about 5 times an hour

And a maths teacher who says this despite not having the ability to teach.

Do you agree? that this is a transverse wave?

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I want someone to love me like you do just not you.

Polite way for a girl to keep in your wallet without having to actually shag you.

I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.

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truu you dooo do that

what you say when someone does something which 1) you dont want them to do, 2) they're being a faggot, 3) they are sinking your bevans, 4) they are tuning your girlfriend, and pretty much in any occasion and it would be considered "a good call" by lads around.

dude picks up your sandwhich and throws it ont he ground.
"truu you dooo do that"

or a different version, someone tries to make a good call such as a mum joke, your frined says a mum joke to your mum,
"hey mrs bob, your a slut whore cause your bob's mum, haahah"
bob: "truu you doooo say that.."

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do you gay

This is how you ask somebody if "they are sure" or more precisely.. this is how you ask someone if they are "out of their minds".

- Hey, so I've got this idea.. the earth is actually round.
- Bro, do you gay?

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Do you like the

Taste of deez nuts

Do you like the taste of deez nuts

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you can do better than that

Try again sucka!

Hot way of telling someone their idea sucked.

Stan - Thinkin about this new T.I.?

Biff - You can do better than that - grab that Pitbull shit!

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