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The act of beating someone with a crowbar. Named after Gordon Freeman from Half-Life.
Somebody broke into my house last night so I was going Gordon on their ass.
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To take a shit while eating an orange and pulling your pud with the orange peel. Kind of like a blumpkin or a Gordon Bombay but on steroids and citrus fruit. Works best in Florida
The Hofe loves it when her boyfriend takes Gordon Flombays and she has to clean up the mess.
You don't even have to spray after taking a Gordon Flombay.
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Winner of the 2002 Sharpie 500 at Bristol
Jeff Gordon pulled off the Bump and Run on Rusty to win
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A phrase named after the ex-counselor and (in chronological order) Prime minister of the United Kingdom for loosing money , keeping your money scattered all over the floor, having no money management skills or compleatly fucking something up financialy
Person A: Oh shit, I just Gordon Brown'd my five pound note!
Person B: Oh no!
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Person B: How much money do you have?
Person A: I have no idea; all the money I have is scattered around my bedroom floor and is in twenty pence pieces.
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Person B: You Idiot! Did you sell all our gold reserves when gold was at it's lowest price!?
Person A: Oops, sorry, I guess I just Gordon Brown'd
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Person B: You just spent £100000 in investing in cardboard tubes!?
Person A: Yes, it's a good investment due to the fact toilet roll sales are increasing.
Person B: You Fucktard we are going to go bankrupt; you just Gordon Brown'd us!
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Adj. Of or pertaining to a very, very, very, attractive person (usually male), such as Hunter Gordon. They are also not conceded.
Female: That man over there is SO Hunter Gordon!
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Emily Gordon is a big blue tender engine from the television series Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends, and was the second engine to appear in The Railway Series written by the Rev.W.Awdry. She is train number 4, a 4-6-2, painted blue with red stripes, and for quite some time he was the largest and strongest engine (before Murdoch arrived) in The Fat Controller's fleet.
Emily Gordon has always viewed herself as the most important engine, mostly because of her size and strength, and that his main task is to pull the Express. At times, this can lead to him feeling superior, even to the point of uppity. However, she usually learns his lesson, realising that all engines have their place in the team.
Emily Gordon pulled the Express goooood!
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G̶o̶r̶d̶o̶n̶ ̶F̶r̶e̶e̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶s̶c̶i̶e̶n̶t̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶M̶e̶s̶a̶ ̶R̶e̶s̶e̶a̶r̶c̶h̶ ̶F̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶.̶ ̶G̶o̶r̶d̶o̶n̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶u̶n̶d̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶m̶o̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶x̶t̶ ̶M̶o̶n̶t̶h̶.̶
He didn't have his passport. - Benry
"̶G̶o̶r̶d̶o̶n̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶s̶c̶i̶e̶n̶t̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶a̶p̶p̶r̶i̶c̶i̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶"̶
Benry - "Do you have your passport?"
Gordon Freeman - "My passport? What do you mean, like a company I.D?"
Benry - Whispering to other guard. "He doesn't have his passport."
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