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The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.
I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.
When you go to the toilet and lay a huge cable whilst watching YouTube/Tv on your phone
Husband: Honey im going for a bit of cable Tv…
Wife: FFS again!
is where you take a pair of jumper cables and put it on a girls tits then put it on your cock and shoot "webs" on it there for traveling up to the tit
Just did the Indian Jumper cables to my girl in bed last night
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A duece that arrives in two or more pieces.
I just dueced a huge digital cable. However, if it wasn't digitized, it would have been a bowl wrapper it was so big.
A kind of modern rendition of youtube poop, first started by @mbvlayne, this format involves non-sensical edits repeating words or sentences that invoke a sense of otherworldly or alien feeling in the viewer.
This genre also has other nicknames like noun posting and noun core.
someone: "i love fibre optic cable core it's so silly!"
The art of repeating a particular part of a sentence or phrase for comedic value.
Often, you can misspell it for extra comedic value.
an example of Fibre-Optic Cable Core:
‘hello everybody my name is markiplier’
‘market plier’