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A mouthwatering chocolate desert hand crafted and designed by a very influential mind of our time. The desert consists of two soft cookies 'sandwiched' together around a decadent layer of French Vanilla ice cream. The desert embodies a sense of innovation and passion and is typically eaten by those with exquisite taste. Although many have considered even the the idea of the dessert to be horrific, it's creator insists that this is not the case.
Mmmm, this Cookie Sandwich is clearly far superior to many other common deserts including: Nutella on Pizza, and Strawberry Jam with Cheesecake.
When you nut on a shaggy bush, wait for the cum to dry and shave off the cougulated jizz bread. Chow down!
After I put a dent in her snapper I spunked all over that rightous bush. Grab the clippers it's only a matter of time before we have a tasty marshmallow sandwich!
The quickest and easiest sandwich ever made, usually consists solely of two slices of bread with a condiment in the middle. It is left as one big sandwich, never cut, it doesn't contain butter and is awarded extra points if it consists of both white and brown bread or made in under 25 seconds.
Can also be reffered to as a-
-student sandwich
-ad-break sandwich
-midnight sandwich
-late-for-work sandwich
-home made fast food
-one course meal for one
DAVID: oh my god, i just noticed the time and made the fastest batchelor sandwich ever...12 seconds flat, AND i had to put the tomato ketchup and butter back in the fridge :D
MILES: 12 seconds?! that's impre...did you just say butter?...that's not a batchelor sandwich, that's just a quick lunch.
An imposter in the sandwich world. Basically a peice of toast or bread used to sit meat, cheese or salads on, but not closed off with another bit of bread, therefore not qualifying as a sandwich.
Tony: "what the fuck is that shit"
Shaun: " it's an open sandwich, want a bite?"
Tony: " fuck no! Get that shit out of my house before the Earl of Sandwich comes from his grave to kill you!"
When someone gets chewed out. Can be used to describe a one-sided argument or scolding.
Beth's dad gave her a lip sandwich when she came home after curfew.
When you get two slices of pizza and put them together, with the toppings in the centre.
The pizza dough acts as the bread, while the toppings act as the sandwich filling.
"Woah! That dude is eating a pizza sandwich!"
1. A thing or situation that is unimportant, but when it is performed incorrectly, it is disturbing to the viewer.
2. Doing something the wrong way, when there is no right or wrong way.
Comes from resting a hamburger on a bun upsidedown after taking a bite.
Hanging the toilet paper the wrong way is like an upsidedown sandwich to Bill.
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