video game depression

that feeling when you play an amazing game that leaves you depressed for months and no other game can make you feel the same way and it affects your mental health and personal life until you can find another game

friend 1: hey dude, have you ever played the walking dead?

friend 2: oh yeah that game made me fall into a video game depression

video game myself

A more lucrative way of saying you would kill yourself because of something silly. Almost exclusively used sarcastically.

Person 1: Did you see what Elon just did to Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, it makes me want to video game myself

roman is goated at video games

roman was here and roman is SHIT

roman is goated at video games, (NOT) he's shit

video game maggie

The greatest gaming magazine ever. Invented by Chris O’Neill. Every review says “he sure knows how to” or “sure doesn’t know how to.”

Go buy Video Game Maggie.

Video Game Time

The rate of time that passes when playing video games, which is much faster. 10 minutes in Video game time tends to be an hour in real time, although it depends on the game.

Example one
Mum "Timmy where the hell you been all day?"
Timmy"What do you mean? I've only been gaming for an hour."
Mum"Timmy, it's 4pm!"
Timmy" Ah crap I thought it was 10! I guess it was only an hour in video game time."

Example two
Mum "Larry dinners gonna be ready in 10 minutes!"
*A minute of video game time passes*
Mum "Larry come on dinners ready!"

Larry "But it's only been a minute? Ah video game time."

the 10 commandments of video games

A series of things to always remember when gaming in your lair

1. Thou shall play video games and keep them Holy
2. Thou shall drink Coca Cola Classic
3. Thou shall not throw thy game controller
4. Thou shall not use any cheating devices
5. Thou shall remember to save your game often
6. Thou shall take a 15 minute station break if thous is feeling frustrated
7. Thou shall not play video games on a school night
8. Thou shall treat thy game systems with respect
9. Thou shall be immature while playing Pokemon
10. Thou shall eat Supreme Pizza while playing videos

The 10 commandments of video games are special rules designed by me in order to have a good time while gaming

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I mean, putting this in Urban Dictionary is like saying this is a fact right? I don't really want to do this. Opinions are not facts people.

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