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Not being able to have sex or jack off as a result of excessive masturbation or sexual intercourse leading to cuts and bruising on the penis.
He can't shag her tonight he's in chafe jail
A jail nut is when a man has been locked up for a significant amount of time,
resulting in him busting a fat nut as soon as he returns home.
"Man I just busted a fatass jail nut and now I think my lady is pregnant!"
Much like a Sugar daddy a Jail Daddy spoils an inmate male or female while they are locked up. Putting money on their phone and commisary accounts and sometimes visting them.
My Jail Daddy ordered me a subscription to Vogue and put money on my books.
Two words gay and jail. You go inside and be Happy AF.
Hey did you just get a new car?
Yes but I’m going to gay jail with or without my baby bro. Xo
a person that belongs in jail because he likes to admire underage girls
A zebra.
Bob: I can't believe this zoo doesn't have any jail horses in it, this sucks.
John: What's a jail horse?
Bob: A zebra.
When some wook steals from family or does some other heinous act and is subsequently beaten and then duct taped to a tree with 10-30 hits of acid in their mouth
Yo, did you hear about that wook that stole the pendant from that vendor last week and got caught?
Yeah, he spent two days in hippie jail for that shit. Im pretty sure i heard him scream a few times around 5am.