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Yes we're weird. No we don't have horns... I don't know where the heck that came from, California. But we do play church ball and drink hot chocolate!!! Or diet coke....
Friend: What're you doin tonight?
Mormon: Playin church ball and having hot chocolate!
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A Mormon who just owns at all that he does.
Loved by all who meet them.
Jim: i hear Jeff's Mormon, that dudes so badass!
Tim:I know! he's such a Mormonizer!!!!
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hey ya'll out there how think mormons are some cult,are we saying stuff about you and your churches,are we makeing fun of u,are we holding up signs that say stuff rong ubout us,u haven't even come to it so how the FREEKING HECK would you no!!!and if you beleave something u beleave it but dont put down the mormon church when we haven't done nothing to you. u beleave what u want and we will beleave what we want.
u touch me i touch u 10 times harder.
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A member of a cult revolving around child rape.
1: Yeah man im Mormon
2: You should prolly kill yourself
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Term for members of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Founded by the con men Bringahm Young and Joseph Smith. Young practitioners go door to door as much as Jehovas Witnesses, but not as reviled for some reason. Missionaries are oftern referred to as "carrier pigeons". One of the more cultish Christian faiths, members believe in wearing ceremonial underwear "garments" and other equally bizarre things. Mormon girls are only hot for about 10 years, or their 5th child, whichever comes first. Their asses promptly balloon out of all reason, sometimes to over three feet wide. Mormons have also been selectively bred. Women for stupidity and childbearing qualities, men for vacant minds and irrational intolerance. Key mormon programs are deciding what defines marriage for the rest of the Christian Right, and taking over the BSA.
That blonde chick has 9 brothers and sisters and can barely read, she must be a mormon.
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Jehovah's Witness, Chistian Science, Scientology, People's Temple, Branch Davidians, 7th Day Adventists, Boston Movement, and Mormons are all exactly the same: seductive CULTS.
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A cult known for it's insane and ugly women and socially inept men.
Those Mormons, man! I can't talk to one of them without them frequently quoting Monty Python, or going off on some rant about how awesome Joseph Smith was.
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