Sailor's Mouth

The habit of using speech containg profuse amounts of curse words and other offensive language, due to time spent in the U.S. Navy.

This is common speak in the Navy, but may be frowned upon elsewhere.

sailor 1: hey bit**, what are you doing for lunch today? want to go get some fu**in' sh**donald's?

civilian friend: whoa dude, tone down your sailor's mouth. and yes, i would love to go.

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foot in mouth

when one accidentally says something offensive or stupid

example 1:

amy: "she agrees with me, see you're in shape! finally someone who agrees with me"

norman: "who disagreed?"

example 2:

andrew stone: "your mom is stupid"

david: "your mom is fat"

(person's mom walks in, and heard him put his foot in his mouth)

david: "oh,... uhm hi Mrs. Stone"

example 3:

little kid's mom: "i feel bloated"

little kid named ben: "its okay to be fat when you're old"
(little kids are usually excused from foot in mouth because of their ignorance and innocence)

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poop mouth

An insulting term used to refer to a person who frequently employs foul language.

"Why, Ron, Why? Why did you say those things...you, you nasty poop-mouth. Poop...Poop mouth, get that poop out of your mouth" "Garth, If I gave you some money out of my pocket would that help ease the pain?"

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DIARRHEA MOUTH

ONE WHO CANT SEEM TO KEEP HIS/HER MOUTH SHUT OR KEEP A SECRET TO SAVE HIS/HER LIFE!!

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT BETH GETTING AN STD FROM JOHN? YEH MICA AND HIS DIARRHEA MOUTH TOLD EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL!!

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Stench mouth

Severe bacterial halitosis. The odor can be duplicated by mixing equal parts fish heads, peanut butter, and cat feces with a package of yeast and leaving the mixture in the hot sun for several hours.

"Betty sure is a cute girl, but her stench mouth could set off a smoke alarm."

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Rigatoni Mouth

When someone with an outbreak of herpes has a white, and pusy mouth which resembles a plate of recently devoured rigatoni.

I gave your mom that rigatoni mouth last night.

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mouth turd

A wad of chewed up chewing tobacco that has been spat out on the ground such that it looks like a dog turd. These are most frequently seen around golf courses and people will declare that someone has not cleaned up after their dog when upon closer examination it is determined that it is in fact a mouth turd.

Golfer 1: Dude watch out, don't step in that dog crap !! I can't stand it when people don't clean up after their dog !
Golfer 2: Relax man ! It's just a mouth turd.

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