penguin attack

When you're suddenly & out of nowhere, swarmed by a pile of men in tuxedos. Can be used, depending on emphasis, as a statement of shock, or an insult to the well-dressed gentlemen.

You see 'Black & Gold' by Sam Sparro? It's a total penguin attack, like, halfway through!

Angry Penguin

A female is performing oral sex on a male. Just when he is about to "get there" she gets up and walks away, leaving him alone, aroused, with pants around his ankles. The male waddles after the female like a Angry Penguin.

Susie gave Ted the Angry Penguin treatment for Donkey Punching her last week.

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Penguin Milk

A popular drink born and pioneered by Sir William Terror out of Richmond, Virginia.

This mighty elixir can be only be made in the heart of a Denny's. First, one must order a Pacific Chiller. Then, add a coffee creamer (or two, if preferred) and stir thoroughly.

"Dude, why are you putting creamer in your drink?"
"PENGUIN MILK, MOTHERFUCKER!"

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My Penguin

The Person you want to spend the rest of your life with, your soulmate.

From a Pon and Zi commic:

"Did you know that when a penguin finds his/her soulmate, they stay together for the rest of their lives?"

"...Will you be My Penguin?"

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penguin boy

a boy who loves penguins

Person 1: Did you see henry? His aim background and cellphone wallpaper is of penguins.
Person 2: yeah hes a penguin boy.

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Penguin Method

Allowing an(y) other person to try something potentially harmful before yourself.

When everyone wanted to light themselves on fire, I went for the Penguin Method.

Awkward Penguin

see, its best used when someone says something weird, unnecessary, or just awkward. more awkward then an awkward turtle.. its the awkward penguin.
you need to reference the awkwardness first. so you say ahh, awkward penguin <(")

Ahh, Awkward Penguin <(")

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