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The uncomfortable and visually peculiar method of walking that one must utilize after being on the receiving end of anal sex.
Oh man, look at that penguin waddle! Shana must've been rammed hard last night.
A female is performing oral sex on a male. Just when he is about to "get there" she gets up and walks away, leaving him alone, aroused, with pants around his ankles. The male waddles after the female like a Angry Penguin.
Susie gave Ted the Angry Penguin treatment for Donkey Punching her last week.
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A popular drink born and pioneered by Sir William Terror out of Richmond, Virginia.
This mighty elixir can be only be made in the heart of a Denny's. First, one must order a Pacific Chiller. Then, add a coffee creamer (or two, if preferred) and stir thoroughly.
"Dude, why are you putting creamer in your drink?"
"PENGUIN MILK, MOTHERFUCKER!"
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The Person you want to spend the rest of your life with, your soulmate.
From a Pon and Zi commic:
"Did you know that when a penguin finds his/her soulmate, they stay together for the rest of their lives?"
"...Will you be My Penguin?"
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Person 1: Did you see henry? His aim background and cellphone wallpaper is of penguins.
Person 2: yeah hes a penguin boy.
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Allowing an(y) other person to try something potentially harmful before yourself.
When everyone wanted to light themselves on fire, I went for the Penguin Method.
Penguin: *cums*
PenguinError: THE POWER OF PENGUIN CUM!!!!