penile arrest

when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.

Penil Contortion

When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.

I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.

Penilism

The degree sluts get in college

"i majored in penilism"

penile flute

using a mans penis as a flute

i penile fluted that guy

Penile germ

1) Any sort of STD.

2) An infection of the penis

3) a reference to a very small penis

1) "ive got a nasty penile germ"
2) He doesn't have a big dick, he has a penile germ

penile flipflop

when your penis flops while you flip.

duude! have you heard? the guy at the beach did a penile flipflop

Penile Penis

Penis

Paul has a huge penile penis.