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when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.
Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.
When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.
I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.
When one bleeds from the penile region.
Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"
The act of 2 or more cocks kissing each other, touching each others tips.
*Teacher arrives late to her class*
Students: "Why are you late Mr. Wally?"
Mr. Wally: "Sorry I'm here late, I just penile inclusioned with those 2 hobos on the street"
when something is funny or jus str8 pissing you off
“ karen got into a car accident today” -sam
“penile” -you