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Noun:
Aggressive or violent behavior exhibited by a shopper in an aisle, often as a manifestation of stress and frustration towards another shopper's ignorance. Walmart's equivalent of "road rage".
Verb:
Act of expressing "aisle rage". (aisle raging)
Noun:
That dude knocked him out because of aisle rage!!!!
Verb:
I was aisle raging so bad last night at Walmart because it was full of idiots!!!!
Similar to road rage, but usually happens when walking around in a public place where rules of the road don't apply
While walking in the mall i experienced walk rage. I was trying to get around this slow person, but i couldn't pass them. Causing me to want to yell obscenities at them.
When somebody covers their hand in syrup and then fingers somebody else’s ass with the syrup. A common thing to do afterwards is to have the person fart out the maple syrup on pancakes.
Hey babe, do you want to do a Raging Canadian?
An enlarged, rigid and rock-hard state of the penis caused from sexual excitement, and a metaphor for Arnold Schwarzenegger going totally crazy with rage/anger/pain.
David: Dude, did you see that bitch over there with the thong poking out of her miniskirt?
Johnny: Holy fuck man, she's giving me a raging Arnold!
When someone who is normally calm and relaxed suddenly and often shockingly gets very upset. The result is often a shocked, confused and very frightened group of people.
While normally calm, the sudden shay-rage she produced was terrifying.
He is usually so calm and soothing, but his shay-rage last night scared the shit out of me.
When you club so hard you can't feel your toes a full 24 - 48 hrs after raging. Some of the time due to the shoes you're wearing but mostly because of going too cray cray. If raging becomes frequent, your toes could develop a chronic habit of feeling numb to the point when they fall off. Most commonly found where alcohol and EDM are abundant.
Last time I went to Vegas with Penny, she developed such a bad case of rage toe she couldn't feel her toes a full 2 days after. No matter how much she iced them or put them in hot water, they wouldn't come back to life. Moral of the story : rage on!
When someone wakes up from a long, restless nap and gets pissed off at everything, often swearing and throwing pillows at other humans. That someone has nappers rage.
(Samwise gets pissed at Malcolm after a restless nap)
Malcolm: "Samwise calm down, man, you have you have nappers rage"
Samwise: "No I f***ing don't!" (violently throws pillow at Malcolm)