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Shit in a condom, freeze it, and use it on your partner.
Jake used an Alaskan Sewer Pipe on Shawn and ripped his asshole .
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“Hey man, I was banging on a sewer pipe last night”
Back in 1889 (one year after the straw was invented) this was a game created by street hookers in Framingham, Massachusetts. Back then it was called Pooter Shooter but it was given it's modern name some time later in the early 2000's. It is a game in which 2 hookers will get into the sixtynine position and insert straws into their anuses'. Each player inserts the other end of the straw into their mouth. The goal of the game is to make your opponent vomit. First to vomit is the loser. Loser has to dip their genitalia in sewer water.
Crystal: "Hey hooka! You want to get into some Sewer Sixty Nine later?"
Diamond: "Oh you you mean the ol' Pooter Shooter? You know it betch!
A most foul creature who likes to refer to himself as a "pretty pretty sewer clown". In fact, he is a ugly mother fucker. Assumes and believes that everyone is indeed crowning and/or having abortions. Loves harassing teenagers in the middle of productive conversation. Enjoys shoving dangerous items such as (a cactus, sunflowers, cats, your mom, chainsaws, chainsaw dildo's, paprika, ect...) into his or yours rectum/anus/vagina/penis hole/dilating nipple/mouth. Does not go away even when pressed with criminal charges against minors for sexual harassment. Think's everything you say, is a sexual "come on". For example: "Clown go away, we hate you more then anything in the world" "Oh yyeaaaa". If told to leave. He uses such phrases such as "Fuck you, your crowning" "Fuck you" "Fuck you, your having an abortion" Fuck you, your pre-cumming" "I'm back bitches!", "Shut up fuckers!", "Fuck your ass" "Fuck you, fatty." "I am clown" "I am pretty pretty clown" "You are ruining MY conversation." "Motherfucker" "I'm gonna fuck, -insert name here- " "'GUESS WHAT!?!?' 'what?' 'YOUR CROWNING'" Sounds of an old pedophile man who smokes too much for his own good. All in all, is a piece of shit that should just die and not live anymore. Beware : of the clown. and "FUCK YOU!" This is a very offensive term. Calling someone a clown or a crowning clown and or Sewer Clown, is VERY offensive. User Desecration is Advised.
Pretty Sewer Clown, crowns.
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The act of a man pulling his penis out of another man or woman's butthole while that person simultaneously begins the defacation process.
I was doin' this chick in the butt, I pulled out and it was a total busted sewer line.
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A firm stool embedded with corn.
The pond is freshly stocked with cornback sewer trout due to our massive consumption of corn last night.
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a way to say "commit suicide" without actually saying it. why did you look this up? did you hear someone say or write it? you need help. plz visit a therapy office near you. if you dont know where one is, look it up on google and not urban dictionary. go get some help. like. now.
person1: im the smartest person in the world.
person2: kermit sewer slide.
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