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Matteo Wee sharted in his pants five times every minute, now his pants are full of shit and farts, just like him. Matteo Wee is just a piece of shit inside some more shit and is bullshit. He specializes in farting in people's faces. Stay away from him people! ( Ask Matteo Wee for his experience in how he sharts everyday)
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(child collar made this definition) shart is where u take a massive shit and u fart at the same time
i like taking massive sharts on the earth so whenever theres an eathquake just know collar is sharting on the earth ok dont be scared
person: hey fat fuck
other person: stfu im gonna shart on u
person: oh no
When you Feel like you have to fart and try to fart, and then realize that it was much more than just a fart. You shit your pants.
Fart+shit=Shart
person #1: Bruh it stinks! Did you just fart?
Person#2: well I didn't just fart
Person#1: what do you mean you didn't JUST fart
Person #2: I Sharted!
An unintended poo that comes out after being scared or worried
Ohhh I think I just shart my self
When someone needs to fart and they try to hold the fart but instead they accidentally pass gas and the fart turns into a combination of shit and fart.
Logan:Bro did you hear Mary passed a shart today in class
Tyler:Oh damn she nasty
The act of flatulence while simultaneously deficating unintentionally in the pantaloons or trousers.
Darcy's shart was so explosive it ruined his tighty whiteys and favourite pair or trousers.
When you fart and shit at the same time and you have to wash your pants 7 time to get the stain out.
Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!
Later that day...
eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.