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The awful smell that lingers on any objects but especially your hand and or fingers if you accidently come into contact with poopie poo, and will not come off no matter how much you scrub and wash with soap and water! The poo molecules embed themselves into pores of your skin and under your finger nails. The smell will only reduce slightly after several thorough washes and will only dissapear completely after several days to a week depending on the severity of the infestation.
The smell, although awful, does not propagate far; infact it in most cases does not propagate at all, thus the only way to detect it is to sniff your hands and fingers. If it travels within and no more than 1Metre then it can be classified as 'borderline pooey' otherwise then it no longer fits the description of pooey.
A common cause is heavy physical activity or the use of laxatives or stool softeners: it results in the leakage and the formation of track marks on your pants. It is a common and major cause for embaressment for I quote me mate once saying to me:
"I used to have hots for me twinkie, but he turned me off because there is a pooey smell emanating from his trousers! He should clean or at least wipe after his workout before coming to me flat, god forbid me finding brown on myne bed sheets!"
1. The poor chap on holiday in Vancouver unknowingly sat on the fold down seats in the front outhouse section of the poop poo train. Now all his clothes and hands have an aweful disgusting pooey smell.
2. He fingered his twink without wearing gloves. While his twink had an awesome time, he was left with pooey smelling fingers!
3. After pulling back up his pants and trousers, washing his hands and leaving the loo, he got into bed for a nice kip. He scratched his itchy nose with his hand and the disgusting pooey smell hit him like a ton of bricks and eventually realised that some poopie poo molecules must have liquified, leaked out, covered a large surface area of his behind and dried. He took a few sheets from the loo roll and wiped as far out as the areas close to the hips, where it is normally not necessary to wipe, and to his horror, the paper showed hints of brown with the exact same pooey smell!
4. The customer checked out of the hotel immediately disgusted with the thought of the previous guest having wiped or dried between the cracks without having cleansed that part properly, and the hotel's failure to swap out the pooey smelling bath towels.
5. Sometimes a light pooey smell can mimick the smell of Cheezies, certain cheeses, and even certain types of South Asian Cuisine, such as a Chinese dish called 'Gai-Lan with Oyster Sauce' (a type of veg) popular in Hong Kong and Guang Dong!
A celebration gone bad. When an actual cake is used, the suggestion is to smell the cake, then the recipient of the cake has their face pushed into it.
Jerry bought a Porsche thinking he had a promotion in the bag! Instead he got fired. Time to smell the cake.
Any spray or incense intended to make an area smell good
"I'm going to sprsy some smell-good in here"
Diabetes smell is like a rotting corpse that rats decided to fill with various old cheese
That guys insides are failing him. Someone send help oh god he has the worst Diabetes Smell
When you hear a sibling or another child speak in a tone toward an authority figure in which you can sense/feel that they are about to get an ass beating of a life time.
Jerry- I HATE YOU BITCH
ME- “I smell a beating”
1. A phrase you say to bring laughter.
2. An action of holding someone and making them smell your hand.
3. Pointing at someone and saying the phrase, "Look at the Smell!"
*Grabs the guy and sticks his hand to his nose* "LOOK AT THE SMELL!"
"Hey, Look at the Smell!"
A smelly fart that smells like poo. Don't breath it in.
Paul smells like a Farty Smell.