Snatch Bandit

Someone who can't keep his hands off other mens women

Fred: So how are you, you know after the whole Mary situation
Carl: Well since i found her in bed with that SNATCH BANDIT doing things that can only be deemed criminal, i want to kill myself using an unholy amount of mercury
Fred: Stick in there man.......

Snatch Football

Flag football with tampon strings. Traditionally played by women, though technically anyone with a vag can play. Considered to be the bloodiest sport in existence.

Dyke 1: Bitch, I just grabbed yo' flag!!
Dyke 2: Awww snap! I knew I shouldn't have played snatch football in these shorts...

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Snatch Ratchet

n. Female version of Douche-bag.

A girl so clueless and lost in her own sense of misplaced greatness that she doesn't realize how big a waste of flesh she is.

Paris Hilton is such a "snatch ratchet, " she's famous for the stupid look on her face, brainlessly following every trend, and having no real worth on a human level to anyone except to be the punchline of jokes.

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Frosted Snatch

When a guy and girl are having sex the guy pulls out and jizzes on the girls pussy.

When Ben was about to cum he pulled out and jizzed on Sara's pussy giving her a Frosted Snatch.

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hairy snatch

an unshaven vagina; a snatch that has hair

Man, Tina had a hairy snatch. I could barely see her cooch with all that hair.

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Snatch Burglar

A person who cock blocks someone for their own benefit, as apposed to stopping a friend from making a bad decision.

It may be used in many forms

---Verb
-Can you believe I cocked blocked Jon last night. He is going to be so mad when he finds out I got with that chick instead of him. Damn I'm one sly snatch burgling son of a bitch.
-I hope that snatch burgling jock knocked up that girl last night.
---Noun
-Dude I got a disorderly conduct today, because I beat the hell out of that snatch burglar from last night.

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Marathon Snatch

The textural, temperal, and aromatic state of a vagina after the woman has run approximately 26 miles.

Don't stand too close to the finish line, there's some mean Marathon Snatch whafting around...

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