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The Muscle behind your sphincther that contracts to cut the poop from your asshole.
man i was taking a shit yesterday and i felt something coming out between my pucker string and my asshole i coulnt shake it off and i stick my fingers to pull out the shit and it was my pucker string peeking out and i had a handfull of blood as my pucker string bled me to death.
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The first string form the left on a violin.
Bob's favorite string was the g string oh pervy.
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The master that rules over all other species. They commit arson every 5 seconds. They have a plastic baby and human diet, and they like steeling kneecaps and liver.
person1: all praise the worm on a string, all praise the worm on a string...
person2: SOMEONE HELP! THE WORM ON A STRING SET THE HOSPITAL ON FIRE!
person3: WORM WORM WORM WORM WORM WORM...!
worm on a string: YES! PRAISE ME! I AM ALL POWER!
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The act of doing a shite in the toilet.
Don't go in the bathroom I did a string dog and it smells pure shite in there like.
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When you creampie someones ass in cold weather.and they sit over your face and push the freezy gel jizz out onto your face resembling string cheeses.
Last night i asked my baby to string cheesed me...and she shit instead!
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A large dog, that since it was a puppy, has been kept on a short leash and never let out, only being fed large amounts of raw beef while being kicked in the balls and shouted at.
It is later taken out into society by a psycopath with a similar upbringing that, despite my bollock numbing disbelief, still deems nessesary the protection of a 200 pound monster.
"You seen Brian's new cock on a string?"
"Yeah, bet his bark's worse than his bite though, eh?"
"Fuck no, had my hand the other day, had to kick him in the balls."
"Bet that improved his temperament."
"Fuck no, made him let go though."
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