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When you let out a little bit of a fart just as someone is walking by. They catch your fart and crop dust others with your smellies - you have a fart taxi.
I let out a squeaky fart just as Mallory was walking by. She got a little on her and passed it along to Davis at the bar. Mallory was my fart taxi. Bless her heart.
When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day
Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!
(V) To drive recklessly like there is no tomorrow, give the birdie to people who you deem too slow or too law- abiding, all the whole yelling into a bluetooth headset.
Noun: Taxi Drive
Taxi drivers are especially good at taxi driving.
Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive
Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"
Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"
The finest, sweetest, hottest, wettest, best piece of ass anywhere around. You just can't miss a chance to take a ride.
"Others may be good, but only Courtney has that Platinum Taxi!"
Giving your "good friend" a piggy back ride while he enters you from behind. (Anally) ((male only))
"Look how happy J.D. and Mike look. Mike is so nice to give J.D. a Mike Bebek Taxi ride"