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One has a half-life crisis the night before a large project or a big test is coming up the next day in ones Chemistry class.
Man, I'm stupid! Why did I ever take AP Chemistry? I've already exposed myself to 7 different types of radiation, and this project is due before I can go in for treatment! Pretty soon, I won't have a half-life crisis, I'll have a no-life crisis!
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Habeeba hair crisis is simply any habeeba that doesnt know how to style their hair instead they make it go over there eyes and look like azula from the last part of ATLA she also makes a bunch of ass jokes and mustache jokes and laughs at them for the rest of the year she also simps for pedo clowns (Hisoka) also simps for people over 18 ( all of the pro heroes) watches way too much cody ko and kurtis conner and then laughs at sugar gay jokes has most likely rewatched sugar gay 50 times minimum gets catcalled in random malls by fuckboys that want some interesting photos she would also get in trouble for laughing at ass jokes during math lessons she has a bunch of "wifeys" and each one thinks the other person is the side hoe when she doesnt know how to tell them that her actual side hoe is hamza. she has around 25 side hoes and most she doesnt even know at this point they all think they are the main character when it's obviously baba zade he is one of the hottest men around he is godly but also very humble he calls other people daddy senpai to humble himself when he know he is the ultimate daddy senpai he is king he is the one and only main character ok back to the hair crisis girl well she thinks that anime characters with more trauma are hotter thats why she likes bakugo, levi, aizawa and many MANY more she likes mad music like lil darkie but then listens to harry styles.
Did you hear about the new habeeba hair crisis side hoe "no" Apparently it's going to be zade *EVERYONE GASPS*
When an exceptionally dry and rough piece of poop gets lodged sideways in your rectum, constipating you for several days. This can be made exceptionally worse with the buildup of the runs / Taco Bell liquid shit attempting to vacate your butthole and causing a massive backpressure.
The only acceptable solution is to manually dig to dislodge the sideways piece with your fingers, or have a small team of your family and friends help with the excavation process.
I ate so much fast food last weekend at 3 am that I've got a Suez Canal Crisis on my hands. Nearly popped a blood vessel pushing on it. I'm going to have to go digging to clear the obstruction. Where's my poop knife?
Similar to the mid-life crisis, but happens around the early twenties. This particularly affects college students who just got a whole heaping helping of reality thrust upon them. Signs of a quarter life crisis may include: Constant tears, staring into an abyss of emptiness trying to figure out your life, incessant muttering, an unwilling impulse to curl up in the fetal position, and that crazy pot head in high school just became a parent and you can't stop thinking you will be next.
1. --What's the matter with Shannon?
--Her parents are making her pay for college.
--OOoooohhhh. That's why she's in the fetal position muttering money.
2. --Where's Jeremy?
--His girlfriend got pregnant so he's taking care of her.
--Jeremy?!? The guy who did twenty shots before the final?
--Yeah. Makes you wish you were back in middle school.
--Come off your Quarter-life crisis. middle school sucked.
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(a) The sudden realization that you have absolutely no idea what you want to major in for the next two years of your 4 year college career.
(b) The sudden realization that a degree in humanities is applicable everywhere yet nowhere at the same time.
(c) The period of confusion around the time when a declaration of major is required to continue lessons at an educational facility
(d) The period spent before a declaration deadline questioning the future of one's life, usually brought on by a call by an expectant parent.
Alex: "Hey this party is kickn', where's the homeboy chad?"
Cletus:"He just got his first call about post college careers from his mom. To say the least he's either sitting this night out or PTFO already"
Alex:"mid-degree-crisis!"
Cletus:"Totally! Bottoms up to graduate school!"
Where you start running but soon realise you can't run as far as you think so you quickly slow back down to a walk and forget about running at all.
I began running, but then i had my mid run crisis and stopped running to catch my breath
Every wednesday, you have an existential crisis. or every other wednesday.
It's Existential Crisis Wednesday! Oh god...