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TWATTED

When you are working with a customer for a really long time and trying to get them to buy something, you are on the verge of a sale and they dip out without purchasing anything. They usually give a lame excuse like "my husband will kill me" "I need to talk to my husband" "I left my wallet at home" "what time do you close?" "I'm going to think about it and then I'll come back" "I have kids in college." The worst TWATS are ones where they already say they are going to buy and then they get scared or the husband comes in and says "NO!" These people don't care that they wasted your time for hours, which prevents you from working with other customers. All they had to say from the get-go is "i'm a cheap bastard and i'm not going to buy anything" but they are to embarassed and just want to waste your time.

"I was working with that bitch for one hour and her husband came in and TWATTED me in less than a second.

by mm...hmmm August 13, 2011

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Twat

To post 140 character updates on Twitter.

I was twatting about the party I went to last night.

by Prohibit October 17, 2009

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twatted

past tense of tweet

guy 1: hey is Christina still alive?
guy 2: yea, she just twatted 10 mins ago

by good2know January 21, 2013

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Twat

Asshole or just english duss used in the UK

"Simon you twat"

"Nah mate, piss off you cunt"

by {p}fifapo...lio.........perv August 12, 2015

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Twat

To forcibly strike

Charlie is mildly choking on a grain of rice...

β€œCharlie, would you like me to twat you on the back?”

by Toist November 22, 2019

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twats that

a term used by young males when they see a fine looking member of the opposite sex.

Bobby hung at the window and shouted "twats that" as he and his mates were lapping in town.

by tancredi fin July 11, 2008

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Twat

A pregnant fish

Theres a pregnant fish i believe its called a twat

by Anne franklin September 2, 2008

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