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Anti-Vote Theory

An alternative form of voting in which instead of showing your support for something, you instead vote against something you dislike. Traditionally to balance the system, you also add a clause where you may anti-vote as many times as you wish in order to get an accurate representation of how much people hate things. This form of voting is beneficial as it plays in to the much more natural human instinct of hating things instead of finding ways to like them.

1: hey who are you gonna vote for in the next election
2: I hate all of them, I wish I could just anti-vote the ones I hate the most
1: You’re talking about the Anti-Vote Theory dude
2: That’s sick

by TheColdHardFacts September 15, 2019


vote 4 pedro

If you vote for Pedro, all your wildest dreams will come true.

He's got a sweet bike, good at hooking up with chicks, and he's the only guy in school with a Mustache.

by Pedro Sanchez March 11, 2005

31πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


vote from the rooftops

Euphemism for an armed revolution if one's (generally political) desires are not fulfilled.

If John McCain wins the election, I'm going to vote from the rooftops.

by Manchurian Muslim May 31, 2008

109πŸ‘ 106πŸ‘Ž


"I voted" sticker

Something an egotistical person wears to show they did something "great".

Voter: *Wears a "I voted" sticker*

Voter: *inside their own head* Yeah! I'm the best person in the world because I voted!

by thehappycaucasian November 4, 2020

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Go vote for Obama

An insulting metaphor.

Meaning "Go fuck yourself."

"Ha Ha, your team sucks!!!"

Reply: "Oh, go vote for Obama."

by Surfgoth October 19, 2012

12πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


i voted for trump

I am stupid.

I have no idea why someone would yell out "I voted for trump!" at someone else, they must be stupid.

by Itsnotpersonal November 28, 2016

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Vote Trump 2020

Vote Trump 2020

Vote Trump 2020

by KJ3DRAY October 25, 2020

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