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a wannabe gangster living in canada (normally surrey) they switch languages through mostly punjabi and english while talking they be wearing either nike jordan that typa shit
"yo lets go to surrey"
"nah theres too many wannbe gangster surrey jacks there"
When the porn or any other source of sexual pleasure isn't hot enough to give you a boner and your penis is flacid like a flap jack, but you still rub one off anyways.
"I was watching tub girl last night, but she didn't do it for me so I pulled a flacid jack just for the heck of it."
If you call someone a daddy jack it means they will crush you with the fucking giant nob
Don’t daddy jack me
F*ked up beyond all recognition...
Totally messed up and looks like shit.
Ex: "Look at that methhead he is totally shit jacked!"
"Hey look at that girl I almost didn’t recognize her, it’s Tiffany. Meth has her all shit jacked"
A 3 sport junior varsity athlete who unfortunately viciously fails to pull any women. This individual probably has problems adjusting to social situations, and can’t seem to figure out how to successfully acquire a group of friends. Often referred to as the “king of all losers” he excels in being less than superior.
Jack Shapiro just tried to stick his finger in my butt
The act of masterbaiting to a tree .
Guy 1 : Bro did you see him Lumber-Jacking the other day.
Guy 2 : Yeah, it was intense.