Nipple on a stick

This is a term which has been carefully refined over the past century. Originating from the expression 'udder on a pole', this phrase came into usage in polite society in the late 20th century.
Meaning: You are daft. Affectionate insult.

Emma: i think Dave fancies you..
Claire: Ahh, ye nipple on a stick, ye.

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Broom Stick

When in a 3-way. If there are two males, both males hold the end of a broom stick so not to touch each other. The female is the only one allowed to not touch the broom stick.

Two guys want a girl. They need a broom stick to have her at the same time.

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God on a stick

Not blasphemous enough to compare something you love to God himself? Then compare it to a piece of God on a stick! Not as good as God but close indeed!

"I just defeated the armies of Satan! That's totally God on a stick!"

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poo stick

A stick made of poo.......................

It's a poo stick! (from that gay ass Persil advert)

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Bundle of sticks

A reference to, or substitution for the term Facsism.

Another term could be bundle-of-sticksism

Do you support the bundle of sticks movement?

Don’t say the F-word. Just say bundle of sticks instead.

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pogo stick

Similar to the moped (fun to ride but you dont want your friends to see you on it) a pogo stick is a girl or guy so god awful that you bounce on them once then discard them and never play with them again

I picked your mom up at the bar. I hopped on that pogo stick for a couple hours and tossed her out like a parking ticket.

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shame stick

A stick of butter rolled in sugar. Sororities such as Phi Sigma Sigma often make their new initiates eat this as a right of passage, a type of hazing. Also are often eaten by the heavier sisters of the sorority.

That Phi Sig probably just ate a shame stick.

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