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The act of farting in a girls pussy by wrapping her vagina lips around the asshole of a gassy friend.
After a night of eating too many sloppy joes and hearing constant bitching from his wife, Andrew finally agreed to give Sarah the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride she always wanted.
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Calle and Allison said "we ride together we die together"
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If you have the resources you should use them as made famous by Kyle Kretzschmar
Should we use the pullout or just sleep on the couch
Got the horse might as well ride it let's use the pullout
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The saying states that if a man is providing a ride or transportation for a girl. She must have common courtesy to supply the man with one of 3 things in return. 1. Grass (Marijuana) 2.Gas (Fuel for his vehicle 3. Ass (Intercourse). If she doesn't give him 1 or more of these 3 things then she would not be able to get a ride. Hence the term nobody rides for free. This became a slang in the mid 1970's when hitchikers would hitch rides down interstate routes. This term applys to homosexual males who want the same 3 options given to a man passanger. Typically a girl would pay with ass due to the fact she doesn't have funds hence why she is hitch hiking for a ride. So her ass is the only asset she can use to get transportation from point A to point B. This still happens today. In fact more then ever. So if you see a girl hitch hiking be sure to apply the gas, ass or grass tactic in your adventures. You may score gas for your ride, some grass to smoke. or usually the most appreciated of the 3. the good old sacred anal sex. So enjoy and proceed on.
Ashley- Hey wait!!
John- Hey whats wrong?
Ashley- I am stranded here in the interstate. I have to walk 105 miles till I get home. my car broke.
John- oh, im so sorry. Do you want a ride?
Ashley- Oh my gosh yes. please. your a life saver
John- But of course Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.
Ashley- Oh I don't have Money on me and I don't smoke.
John- well i don't know then. i guess i cant help
Ashley- No wait, ill give you the ass. i don't want to walk please.
John- Get in
Ashley proceeds to fuck john in the back of his chevy Tahoe until he cums in her mouth and then this will pay for fare of the ride he is providing her. Pretty curel tactic but it is applied often. especially in low population exposed areas without a lot of foot traffic.
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Having sex on any sort of naval vessel while having sex with a man of Hawaiian origin or decent.
Did you hear about rachel? There's video of her going on a Hawaiian roller coaster ride!
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Refers to either a lady's or guy's being of similar-enough height to his/her lovemaking-partner in order to engage in stand-up sex; otherwise, one of them is obliged to use a step-stool.
I appreciate any chick who is pleasant-natured and "willing", so I never bother with any "You must be this tall to enjoy this ride" height-requirement... besides, I prefer "doing it" while lying down on a comfy bed, anyway, and of course height is not ever an issue there.
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