The Talk

The Talk is a way for parents to cope with not letting their kids do anything for 12-14 years. They think they are the first ones to say this to their kid, but usually another parent, child, or possibly stranger has filled them in on it. Some parents leave it out alltogether because Family Life Education covers it.

Dad: Son... it's time for The Talk
Son: I wOndeR WHat tHIs is aBoUt
Dad: Well son... get ready...

I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her

^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!

stream talk by why dont we

go to spotify, itunes or anything else where you can stream music, and stream talk by why dont we. thats it

person one: "hey have you heard of why don't we?"
person two: "yeah stream talk by why dont we!"

Tucker Talk

Verbal diarrhoea

John would always conceal the truth with Tucker talk

talkative

Some times when, a female that is earnest for a marriage is having this character, ugh! & with it if you see, that no man is able to marry her these days in!

I think, Julia, is a season now, that you should not talkative woman of yours become, since Dave is chilled about all disturbing and not gaining! women they mourn for they marriages even of same sort man, Dave,s, stop!

talk block

Preventing someone from talking to someone they like.

You think cock block is bad? How about trying talk block?

Talking Parrot Phenomenon

The sudden inexplicable inability to demonstrate an action to an audience specifically summoned to view said action.

This phenomenon receives its name from the premise of a pet "talking" parrot who is suddenly silent when guests are invited to see it "talk." "I swear!," says the owner, "He says all kinds of stuff! He says 'hello', he says our names! Really! I don't know why he won't do it now...." while the guests nod and say, "Suuure, he talks. We totally believe you."

EXAMPLE:

You "Every time I try to load this page I get a weird error message. I restarted and everything. Come in here and look at this."

IT Employee: "OK, show me what it's doing."

You: Repeat action that has resulted in a error 17 times in a row. Page now loads no problem. "I swear, it was giving me an error every single time before you were standing here. Talking Parrot Phenomenon, right there."

IT Employee: Gives you skeptical eye.