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A rule common to menfolk whereby it is considered illegal, or at least frowned upon, to engage in sexual activities within anyone who is ten years older or younger than oneself.
Curly broke the ten year rule again last week with the Duchess, the granny-fucking bastard.
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This is a relative guideline when judging whether or not a woman is fat. If her belly sticks out further than her tits, she's fat. But if her tits go out further than her belly, she's not.
Working example of Tit to Tummy Rule:
A woman with "A" cup sized breasts and a mild fat over pussy area (FOPA) can be considered fat, while one "C" or "D" cup with the same FOPA wouldn't be. Breast implants are highly encouraged to reduce the amount of fat bitches in the world.
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This is a rule that occurs many times a day across the United States and the rest of the civilized world.
The Skip One Rule (aka. The Skip One Law) is put into effect when you are in a mens room and there is more than a 1:2 men to urinal ratio.
The Law states that in the event of selecting a urinal, there must be a one urinal gap between other occupants of the mens room.
There have been cases in which the breaker of the Skip One Rule has been called out violently and eventually brutally beaten to death by a bathroom shy paranoid-schizophrenic in an event very similar to road rage.
There are a few exceptions dealing with extenuating circumstances to this rule for example:
1) If you are intoxicated this law, and all other laws do not apply.
2) In a trough style urinal situation. When urinating into a trough one should try his best to urinate at a 45* angle away from the nearest fellow urinater, remember NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT!
3a) Huge sporting event restrooms, chances are you don't know the guy next to you and you will never see him again this tends to free up some inhibitions.
3b) It's OK to take a leak right next to another man if you are in a hurry to get back to the ball game. Disclaimer: During halftime this rule is dissolved.
4) If the urinals in question have large dividers and are more than 5.5 feet apart from center mast then they are fair game.
Warning: none of these exceptions apply when dealing with a Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic so be careful.
Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic: "What the FUCK are you doing?!?!"
Unaware stranger who just broke the rule: " I'm trying to take a piss."
Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic: "What?, Your looking at my dick, why are you so close to me, What The Fuck!!!!"
Unaware stranger who just broke the rule: "Where did you get that knife?, No No Shit Noooooo!"
Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic: "Don't tell me what to do bathroom sink, you don't even know me."
Unaware stranger who just broke the rule (now bloody and dying): "Damn I forgot the Skip One Rule"
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1) Making up rules as you go along!
2) Changing the rules to a game as you play!
3) Sleeping with you cousin!
Squaw Bay Rules - Just changing the rules to ANYTHING, making up rules as you play, or doing something!
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The unspoken law saying you can not call a girl you just met for three days
guy 1:Are you going to call that hoe from last night back?
guy 2: I'll probably do it tonight.
guy 1: Dude, 3 day rule
guy 2: you're right what was I thinking
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the rule whereby if a college student is present in his dormitory and takes more than fifteen seconds to answer after a knock, one can assume that he is masturbating.
Bill: Matt, are you there? (knocking)
Matt: Yep, hold on.
(waiting)
(waiting)
(waiting)
Bill: Fifteen second rule, you're officially masturbating. (turns around)
Hey everyone! Matt's masturbating!
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If it exists, there's a shitty Tiger Electronics version of it.
Each system is essentially a Game and Watch unit consisting of a printed image behind a clear screen with an excess of static images that light up individually to simulate movement. And because Tiger was all about quantity over quality, they were essentially the Rule 34 of gaming