when you fart in a can and try to drink it.
"Hi, my name is Charborg and I enjoy a good old Tennessee can slam with my bud Wobo."
A Scottish Can Can is a regional dialect version of the term Can Can.
The term Can Can is used to describe a person whom says they can do something even knowing you know they will ultimately fail.
The Scotish variety is used only against a Scottish person.
Corey : I can beat you lot at videogames any day of the week.
(Proceeds to lose at the videogames)
Cris : corey you are such a Scottish Can Can
The phrase a girl utters when she wants railed
Jessica Ghobrial: man I’m hornier than sin and that guy looks good
Jonathan Ghobrial: I feel ya sis, go make a move!
*Jessica Ghobrial approaches the really hot guy*
Jessica Ghobrial: Can I use your charger?
*Jessica Ghobrial gets railed*
You are a very nice and gentle person
“*here is a Sour-cream covered iced-tea can”
“means You are a very kind and gentle person”
When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson
An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.