Porn Star Eyes

Adjective. Eyes that are bright and brilliant, like those of porn stars seen on the big screen.

Court~ "Who is that girl? She has Porn Star Eyes."
Jordan~ "Thats Amanda S. Her eyes are so bright and brilliant."

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poor mans porn

using an educational video (eg. how to put on a condom) as an excuse for porn.

i dont want to look up real porn to i looked up poor mans porn

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Personal porn star

Someone who sends you nudes whenever you ask for them

"I'm feeling horny, better ask my personal porn star for a pussy pic

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Midget Porn Palace

A house in burley crest, downend, where a local man spends so much time watching midget porn that the neigbours are constantly complaing about the groaning sounds being emmited from his house all night long

John: what was all that noise in the street last night?
Bill: mate its that wierdo in the midget porn palace wanking exessivley again

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porn al horno

noun; spanglish combo with direct translation of "porn in the oven"

"Hey Jorge, you got any porno al horno around?"
"Shiet ese dont say that shit around me madre"

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porn star famous

sex pictures or videos of an ex lover that get circulated after a nasty break-up

Rex totally dumped me, but I got my revenge. I showed all my girl friends the pictures of his tiny little cock. Boy did we all crack up! Rex is now porn star famous!

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Gay Porn Hard

To put 187% into game. No holds bared!

Gord Ogilvey: We gotta be f**kin' triceps, biceps, arceps hard!
Doug Glatt: Hard!
Gord Ogilvey: Greek f**kin' underground gay porn hard!
John Stevenson: We're all Adonis's
Gord Ogilvey: Highlanders, gay porn hard!
Doug Glatt: Gay porn hard!

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