When something is so terribly shitty that it just makes sense to combine the words trash and ass hat together
God these roads are so trash-hat, you can barely drive on them
The glans penis, particularly one of a deep red colour.
Bashing the bishop? More like chafing the cardinal’s hat
hat on brocoli kid is better than little gum boy
The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.
John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat
A creation by Tucker Robinson and Nick Vansell to confuse their coworkers
HATS CARLOS!!!
The signature power-up of Super Mario 64. Also one of THE BEST and most iconic items in the entire Super Mario franchise.
Unlocking the Winged Hat can be considered a rite of passage in Mario 64.
Neither F.L.U.D.D. from Super Mario Sunshine nor the propeller hat from New Super Mario Bros Wii can match the Winged Hat in terms of flying skills.
For some real flying fun, grab a Winged Hat and launch Mario out of a cannon!
When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head
Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH