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Trash-hat

When something is so terribly shitty that it just makes sense to combine the words trash and ass hat together

God these roads are so trash-hat, you can barely drive on them

by In wise person once said April 23, 2023


cardinal’s hat

The glans penis, particularly one of a deep red colour.

Bashing the bishop? More like chafing the cardinal’s hat

by Exkingzog January 26, 2020


hat on brocoli kid

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hat on brocoli kid is better than little gum boy

by imbetterthanyousooooosuckit December 9, 2021


Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 5, 2023


hats carlos

A creation by Tucker Robinson and Nick Vansell to confuse their coworkers

HATS CARLOS!!!

by Hats Carlos March 26, 2018


Winged Hat

The signature power-up of Super Mario 64. Also one of THE BEST and most iconic items in the entire Super Mario franchise.

Unlocking the Winged Hat can be considered a rite of passage in Mario 64.

Neither F.L.U.D.D. from Super Mario Sunshine nor the propeller hat from New Super Mario Bros Wii can match the Winged Hat in terms of flying skills.

For some real flying fun, grab a Winged Hat and launch Mario out of a cannon!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel April 3, 2023


Monkey Hat

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head

Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH

by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021