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green egg

an inconvenience

my mother is always a green egg

by dysphorileaf April 10, 2023


Caressed the eggs

Caressing of the eggs is more than when you lightly whisk, it’s when you whisk the eggs so carefully and with love.

Richard caressed the eggs so lightly they made the perfect scrambled eggs.

by Smiffy2022 May 28, 2022


NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!

i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !

by michael foolsley August 26, 2023


Egg Cups

A nickname for anyone who regularly gives blowjobs (preferably in 69 position) where their nostrils are large enough to fit an average sized pair of testicles.

"Filmed a scene with Egg Cups yesterday. You're not kidding, my balls fit right on his damn nostrils!"

by bigmak93 September 6, 2021


Ham and egg shift

On back shift or running late for work. Giving time to have a big bacon and egg breakfast.

Ohh here's fat bob, late again. He's on the ham and egg shift today.

by Brutesev August 19, 2023


Bearded egg

A guy's unshaved, bearded face.

Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte

by Sexydimma June 16, 2021


egg slip

when a transgender person who hasn't realized their identity, slips up, so to speak, and refers to themselves as their actual identity

Person 1: Ugh, women shouldn't do things like that, right man?
Person 2: Why shouldn't I be able to do that?
Person 1: But you're a man...
Person 3: Did I just catch an egg slip???

by caspertheUFO August 19, 2022