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hard hard is a dutch sentence when something goes very well/ is very nice
heb jij die chick gefixt? hard hard!
A guy who shows up at work one day and takes everyone by a storm. Head down, ass up, that’s the way he does it. Hardasfuk. Sleeps with all your female coworkers, and can out-drink and out-smoke anyone. Legendary. Mythical. Mythendary!
Is that guy Ric Hard, or did I just read his name wrong?
Whenever something is tough, opposite of easy sauce
"Wow, that test was hard pudding"
Harry hard-on is a gorilla. He lives at the zoo.
Harry hard-on doesn't like to be kidnapped, and placed in the radio station as a joke. To him and DJ, it's a grave insult.
The initial energizing of an electrical circuit by engaging an over current protection device.
Man1: Jenna Jamison is moaning.
Man2: That gives me a hard on.
Man1: Isn’t she hot?
Man2: My hard is on.
A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them
Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.
“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.
See also: “bubbly.”
“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”
“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”