a friend that hates his douche friend and he hates him too beacuse he set his house/porch on fire.(someone who tells someone that theyre going to set their house/porch on fire.)
my douche friend says to your'e douche friend im gona set your porch/house on fire.
Look at that asshole sailing his douche canoes. What a Chad.
The lengthy bit of shnozz that usually hangs out from ones pants after a zipper catches the nut sack.
James just got his nuts caught in his zipper!!! Look its a douche snozzle! Nasty!
A douche bag that keeps flappin' his jaw about nothing.
Fuck, that muppet douche Paul keeps opening his mouth.
Why is that muppet douche still talking?
A person that is more than one douche, but isn’t quite enough to be two douches.
Kenny is a douche and a half because he called me a name and then apologized later.
Reesha’s boyfriend was being a douche and a half because he accepted girls friend requests, but never messaged them back.
also, douche faget. the name of the holiday given to the second week in January. A douche fag is also somebody who drives a jetta and/or can't grow a beard. Someone that isn't a santi or doesn't know sisky, is a douche fag. Finally, if you don't drink fuckin power thirst and run like a Kenyan ur a douche fag.
Dude, that guy wasn't sisky enough so he's a fuckin douche fag.
Fuck the step off you skanky douche fag.
That dirty russian just called me a fucking douche fag.
1. A man who considers Sepultura a nu-metal band.
2. A tool for vaginal hygene.
Look at this douche bag!