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douche friend

a friend that hates his douche friend and he hates him too beacuse he set his house/porch on fire.(someone who tells someone that theyre going to set their house/porch on fire.)

my douche friend says to your'e douche friend im gona set your porch/house on fire.

by ikemama October 19, 2010


Douche Canoes

Boat shoes

Look at that asshole sailing his douche canoes. What a Chad.

by tankgirl626 August 14, 2013


Douche Snozzle

The lengthy bit of shnozz that usually hangs out from ones pants after a zipper catches the nut sack.

James just got his nuts caught in his zipper!!! Look its a douche snozzle! Nasty!

by CIP-CLR September 29, 2010


muppet douche

A douche bag that keeps flappin' his jaw about nothing.

Fuck, that muppet douche Paul keeps opening his mouth.

Why is that muppet douche still talking?

by .anonymous93846 July 11, 2008


Douche and a half

A person that is more than one douche, but isn’t quite enough to be two douches.

Kenny is a douche and a half because he called me a name and then apologized later.

Reesha’s boyfriend was being a douche and a half because he accepted girls friend requests, but never messaged them back.

by Mama lama July 31, 2018


douche fag

also, douche faget. the name of the holiday given to the second week in January. A douche fag is also somebody who drives a jetta and/or can't grow a beard. Someone that isn't a santi or doesn't know sisky, is a douche fag. Finally, if you don't drink fuckin power thirst and run like a Kenyan ur a douche fag.

Dude, that guy wasn't sisky enough so he's a fuckin douche fag.

Fuck the step off you skanky douche fag.

That dirty russian just called me a fucking douche fag.

by Tyler Fox January 12, 2008


douche bag

1. A man who considers Sepultura a nu-metal band.
2. A tool for vaginal hygene.

Look at this douche bag!

by pr0owner December 22, 2008