The pizza

Me: picks up slice of pizza
The pizza: toppings falls off
Me: ...😢

The pizza became ...naked

Old Lady Pizza boxing

Agreeing with someone just to be nice when you don’t really mean it.

As in you meet an old lady on the beach and she asks if she helped hold the door while you carry in pizza boxes and you agree even though you haven’t had pizza in a month.

Are you Old Lady Pizza Boxing me?

taco pizza

It's the closest thing to sex in pizza form. I have no clue what shit is in there, but damn is it tasty

"Man, I'd kill for a taco pizza, right now."

"What's in that shit anyway?"

"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"

fat cheese crust pizza

A dank pizza which is preferably from Chicago town or milanos

Let's get a fat Cheese Crust pizza

Yura Pizza

Telling people that they are a piece of shit, but with extra steps.

Little Jimmy: Knock Knock.
Bobert: Who’s there?
LJ: Yura Pizza.
Bobert: Yura Pizza who?
LJ: YURA PIZZA SHIT BOBERT, YOU STOLE MY PORN STASH

Pizza shit

You eat so much pizza you end up bed ridden and in pain until you finally explode a few times in runny stinky shittiness

Boy 1: “man I took the biggest pizza shit this morning”
Boy 2: “ I hope you flushed for you sisters sake”
Boy 1: “I’ll be back!!!”

Pizza Death

A phrase coined after The Good War of Pittaland.
Typically used if theres a great amount of suffering in an area or person
Can also be found offensive by some

There's lots of Pizza Death around.. I can tell.